survivalism

10 things i will never get tired of:

2009-11-25T02:30:19Z

1. Kamryn
2. Circus Peanuts
3. Coffee martinis
4. Cannabis Sativa
5. Electronic muzack
6. Smokehouse almonds
7. Bubble wands
8. Candy Cigarettes
9. George Carlin
10.Dancing

How completely GAY is it....

2009-11-18T23:29:53Z

That im ecstatic Nick changed his FB to "in a relationship with Amanda Barajas"

Ha :D

Things happen

2009-10-24T00:50:15Z

Shit goes ary

and ah-mazing
things come out of it

i've been seeing nick for over a month

...things are perfect.....
he is amazing..

god how lucky i am

amand_o_rama @ 2009-10-08T16:31:00

2009-10-07T20:26:38Z

Everyone has gone mad i tell you

9.29.09 EIGHT forty tew PM

2009-10-01T00:40:32Z

I think the lines to my ice machine have mildew, so i make it a point not to drink my drank once the ice has started to melt.

Im way to stoned

Tastes like christmas in muh mouf.

I've also come to the conclusion, having one guy is stupid. You need to know THE GUY for each commodity.

CB TRK ....FTFO

2009-09-30T03:27:53Z

Scenes (DIE)
Trends (FADE)

Seriously i watch the patterns of shit
myself
people i surround myself with

i normally start out strong gun ho
and over time
stop caring.

I've been involved in alot of different "scenes" over the years
consuming myself with each
and convincing myself
that it is important
my presence mandatory
and im constantly missing out

its whatever
these people are retarded
and i don't understand how/why im so fascinating
even in my cocky state i understand my opinion dosen't matter
it dosen't make the curve for the class
shit im the peanut gallery

so why, do these people
feel the need
to try and keep a half assed fight going

.....its all par for the course i guess
they'll fade away pretty soon........

Wow missed a bullet this time....

2009-09-17T19:39:37Z

Daniel…

Dee Ignorant
9/11/2009 2:31 AM

To: Amanda Rama
so you wouldnt ever be interested in me as more than a friend? i think youve gotta be the most beautiful girl ive ever known and id love to be your man....as well as a surrogate daddy....im back in florida so if you are interested let me know and if not let me know that too....much love amanda

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 08:36 AM EDT

DOVER, Del.- U.S. Marshals say a Delaware man wanted for rape and kidnapping has been arrested in St. Petersburg, Fla.

Twenty-eight-year-old Daniel E. Schultz, previously of Laurel, Del., was wanted by Delaware State Police since August on multiple counts of rape, kidnapping, weapons charge and related charges.

I have....

2009-09-15T16:09:26Z

The closest thing to Love i've found in a while.
Amazing sex.
and a ton of fun.

..... now if only i could put the three into one person

Hmpf
can't always have my cake and eat it too >.<

amand_o_rama @ 2009-09-12T08:08:00

2009-09-11T12:08:57Z

I was walking down the street
when out the corner of my eye
i saw a pretty lil thing approaching me

she said "i've never seen a man who looked so all alone, well could you use a lil company?"

"if you pay the right price , your evening will be nice and you can come and shimmy on my way"
I said "your such a sweet young thing... why you do this to yourself?"
she looked at me and this is what she said:

"There ain't no rest for the wicked
and money dosn't grow on trees
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
And ain't nothing in this world for free
you know i can't slow down
i can't hold back
don't you know
i
wish
i
could
...but there ain't no rest for the wicked

....until we close our eyes for good"

amand_o_rama @ 2009-09-08T09:43:00

2009-09-08T13:44:39Z

Me: do anything special for labor day?
83 yr old client: no, just made love to my wife
Me: well i say thats a pretty good labor day you got more action than me.
83 yr old client: You just don't know the right people

WOW FML

When will these people learn

2009-09-01T13:43:46Z

I am no muse
I am no savior
I am NOT your big break
I am not the answer
I am not pure
I am not honest

fuck
im not even that great of a person
I should NOT brighten your day
I should NOT inspire a song

and if i do
i don't want to hear about because

I WILL NOT LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS

last night

2009-08-16T23:26:55Z

this is what i looked like when i left for ybor

this is what i looked like by the ride home

thank you jason for capturing this lovely image
face down
ass up

i don't think im aloud in Tantra anymore

amand_o_rama @ 2009-08-13T09:28:00

2009-08-13T13:29:05Z

Where in the fuck do paper clips go?

Note to self

2009-08-09T15:20:57Z

don't go to sausage fest 09 dressed in the tightest, shortest, lowest cut dress in wetseal

or wake up to an inbox of

u looked so sexy tonight... lets chill sunday were going to dinner at 6.. whats up adress

.........

2009-08-06T18:31:31Z

So im dating sonny
and sonny is great
and wonderful and i chased his ass down till he asked me out

now the problem
the problem isn't sonny, or our relationship

the problem is me..... The problem is i really just don't think monogomy is natural.
The problem is im still talking to victor
and sean
and mike
and david

the problem is im a shitty and immoral person

the problem is im ok with that

amand_o_rama @ 2009-07-29T23:31:00

2009-07-29T03:29:08Z

<3 of you only knew

amand_o_rama @ 2009-07-28T16:48:00

2009-07-28T20:49:37Z

[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else
[15:58] i know i want you
[15:58] silly
[15:58] i dont want anyone else

i like the night life i like to boooogie....

2009-07-24T13:16:45Z

Excerpts from last night that i thought everyone would enjoy:

"god damnit they have no gummy dicks"
"the fact you listen to this tells me you're gonna party for the rest of your life"
"this is intense" (while watching the free all black porn we got from XTC ADULT SUPERCENTER)
"I already came to terms with the fact that im gonna spend atleast 5 yrs in prison"

lulz

Dear girls,

2009-07-22T20:38:45Z

This is how you work them nigguhs

[16:31] Amand O Rama: we're gonna go get a cute outfit
[16:31] Amand O Rama: is what we're gonna do
[16:31] Amand O Rama: and your gonna tell meif i look fat in things
[16:31] Canad420: mm you gonna model for me baby
[16:32] Amand O Rama: hey thats extra
[16:32] Amand O Rama: im gonna say
[16:32] Amand O Rama: does this make my ass look fat
[16:32] Amand O Rama: and you say no never
[16:32] Canad420: but what if i like a nice ass
[16:33] Amand O Rama: i do have a nice ass
[16:33] Canad420: that you do
[16:33] Canad420: head to toe is on 10

now jock my style.

Listen now...

2009-07-22T13:58:21Z

All im trying to do is teach these people that

"may cause dizziness or drowziness"
really means

IS SURE TO CAUSE FUN

revolving door.... cast of characters

2009-07-19T11:09:57Z

LOLOLOL @ THIS WEEK

So Remember...

2009-07-09T14:16:39Z

When Amy Winehouse
had shit all over her face and no one would leave her alone

Yeahhhh thurr it is

Well I have impetigo.
Except not on my FACEZ
on my wristis
and i don't know how the fuck I got it
....cause i don't hang out with Amy Winehouse or smoke crack

...fucking shitty

amand_o_rama @ 2009-06-22T09:31:00

2009-06-22T13:35:43Z

Him : "man, I've been shooting up alot Amanduh"
Me: "please don't tell me unless you want my help, it upsets me to know"
Him: "You're a beautiful person"

:|

1 english muffin
2 spoonfuls of soup
3 saltines

my intake over the passed three days....
Being sick sucks
......Knowing your friend is slowly but surely killing himself is worse.

Today is July 15

2009-06-15T14:54:40Z

Dear Life,

BRB

Love,
Amanda

Dear friends

2009-06-06T16:33:43Z

Can we PLZ HAZ just one day without conspiracy theories ......